This post is for you my dear friend:
First, I give you this wonderfully sparkly silver and black heel. You deserve shoes like this in every possible color and style imaginable because of your wonderful disposition and undeniably sparkly personality.
Secondly, I give you this sparkly heel with the bright yellow bow because you remind me of a bright colorful rainbow that brings happiness and joy into people’s lives. Yellow is the most happy color in the spectrum and you are definitely the sunshine this world needs.
Thirdly, I give you this gold sparkly heel with the pink bow. There’s something eye-catching about gold. It speaks of glamour and sex appeal. This is you. The pink bow adds a feminine touch and you emulate the soft side with your abundance of hugs and love.
Fifthly, I give you these red sparkly lips because they are fierce and sexy. I imagine the girls in your naughty stories would have lips such as these and who wouldn’t want to be dominated by a woman with a red sparkly pout?
Sixthly, I give you this cute as hell sparkly dress. I know that when we are old ladies in the nursing home, you shall be the old lady in the sparkly tulle dress with sparkly high heels regaling the old fogies with very naughty steamy sex stories when the nurses aren’t looking. And I shall be the old lady next to your wheelchair counting the boners as they irrevocably pop up.
And lastly, I give you the fabulous Audrey Hepburn. Simply because:
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.”
I think you are a very lovely person who is gorgeous on the inside and out.
Tomorrow will be a much better day.