I kidnapped Sparklebumps and took her to Las Vegas. We left at 10am. Arrived at 12pm. Landed. Got in a limo. Drove to find a shoe shop. Found one next to the Paris hotel Sparklebumps got out to buy a pair of diamond sparkle leopard print heels. Pen and Teller got in. I sat on Penn’s lap. He made out with my elbow. We left. Landed at 2pm. The end.
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And I was so drunk, I don’t remember a damn thing. I hope there are pictures.
I think I might have made out with your other elbow…
I think you did! And it was better than Penn’s.