Monthly Archives: November 2011

Birth Control

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Every teenager should have to babysit for a whole year. Yes, that’s right. Make it… A requirement. It would be the worlds’ best form of birth control. Because after last night , I am never ever having kids. Ever. Here, I … Continue reading

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Oh love.

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Well today it finally happened. I had my overdue big girly stupid breakdown. I went to bed last night with a headache. And it followed me into the morning rising. Now, I rarely get headaches. And apparently when I get them, I … Continue reading

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Dear Spiders:

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Dear Spiders Of The World: I would like to negotiate a deal. You stop biting me, and I will stop squishing you. Please place your response in the web at the corner of the broom closet and bathroom door. Sincerely, … Continue reading

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Withered

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So I just got out of the shower. A ten minute shower (fascinating I know). AND MY HANDS ARE WITHERY. I hate withery hands. It’s like my body knows all of the things I hate and multiplies them by 100. Withery hands? … Continue reading

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More Matthew Gray Gubler…

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Ok, I have to share this. His website is awesome (or rather awesomesauce as BrainRants would say, ha). Here is it for you to view: http://www.matthewgraygubler.com/ Click on the webpage tab and prepare for the onslaught of awesomeness. His art is … Continue reading

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I’d rather be weird than boring.

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I am sorry I haven’t posted in a few days. I was busy gaining 15lbs at MammaK’s house. =) And that is why I love Thanksgiving. I get to be fat for a bit. But, alas I have missed blogging and … Continue reading

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Just A Small Rant

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Ok, this may be more than a “small” rant. I am royally pissed off. I had a meeting with an Aflac insurance lady today for my new job. After giving me a bunch of brochures, she asks the dreaded “pre-existing” … Continue reading

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