So after I put the munchkin to bed last night, I finished watching Tori and Dean’s Wedding Planner show.
I have never seen it before, but I do have to say that Tori does a very awesome job at planning weddings.
Last night she did a Marie Antoinette theme.
After this, I went on to Conan O’Brien.
I had forgotten how damn cute he is!!!
He had Shaq as his quest and got so excited talking to him that his cute little red hair went a flip-flopping everywhere.
It was so damn cute!!!!
Another reason I love Conan is that he has the ability to make me laugh so hard I almost pee my pants.
Any man who has that effect instantly makes me want to jump his joystick.
But Conan is special.
He has red hair.
Last night with Shaq was the best.
I had no idea Shaq was so damn funny!!!
He’s such a big man and has this soft voice that I had to turn up the volume every time he talked just to hear him.
And the things he said!
I was rolling on the couch with laughter.
Now Conan had this brilliant idea to end his show with a little “car chase”.
He brought out a little toy police car and a little pink jeep that kids can drive around the yard and such.
Naturally Shaq picked the little pink jeep.
He promptly sat on it…
And it tipped backwards.
Conan was bent over laughing and his cute little red hair was going all over the place.
So damn cute!
Oh! And his laughter!
Because of his laugh.
I just love him!
He knows how to use Twitter.
Not surprising in today’s world.
But his tweets are hilarious.
And he makes fun of other’s tweets…simply effective.
I myself am an avid Twitter user.
So after I saw his cute little red hair flip-flop this way and that when he got all excited over Shaq, I tweeted this:
I love Conan! #available #mistress #seriously
I would be your mistress.
I then felt the need to text Sparklebumps about my Conan obsession.
She correctly and promptly informed me I was weird.
I’m in love with a skinny Irish late night talk show host with a comb over that I find super adorable when it flip-flops who likes to ride tiny cars with Shaquille O’Neil.