Tag Archives: Humor

Chubby and Lame

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So two things have happened. Two things that greatly disturb me. One. I have become chubby. Two. I have become lame. How did this happen you may wonder? Well the first one is quite simple. I have eaten too many … Continue reading

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Finally…My Adventures In Vegas

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Ok my lovelies… I will finally post about my Vegas adventures. I apologize for the delay. I’ve been quite a busy gal! I finally have a full-time job! Yay! No more 8 hours a week PCAing… No more hellish Pizza … Continue reading

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Guide To Deciding Who To Marry

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) 1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips … Continue reading

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Bra-traptions

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I absolutely hate wearing bras. They’re restrictive. Serve no purpose. Get in the way during nooki time. Useless contraptions. Not to mention going shopping for one is a whole ordeal in itself. You have lacy ones. Sparkly ones. Black ones. … Continue reading

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Microsoft Excel and Rusty Scissors

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Dear Microsoft Excel:  Please make your spreadsheets more entertaining so that I no longer want to poke my eyeballs out with dull scissors.  Sincerely,  A bored to death user armed with rusty scissors.

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Dear Spiders:

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Dear Spiders Of The World: I would like to negotiate a deal. You stop biting me, and I will stop squishing you. Please place your response in the web at the corner of the broom closet and bathroom door. Sincerely, … Continue reading

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I love my mommy…

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Periodically throughout the work day I will E-mail my mother. I E-mail her about things I’ve read. What’s happening at work. Complaints. Snivels. Minor accomplishments. Smart ass comments. The usual. Well today I had not heard from her. Not once. … Continue reading

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