Tag Archives: Letter

Dear Pizza Hut

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Dear Pizza Hut, I am writing this letter to inform you that you in fact…suck as a company. Yes I’m sure your pizza is yummy (as a Celiac I have no way of knowing since you have steadfastedly ignored the … Continue reading

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Microsoft Excel and Rusty Scissors

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Dear Microsoft Excel:  Please make your spreadsheets more entertaining so that I no longer want to poke my eyeballs out with dull scissors.  Sincerely,  A bored to death user armed with rusty scissors.

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Dear Spiders:

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Dear Spiders Of The World: I would like to negotiate a deal. You stop biting me, and I will stop squishing you. Please place your response in the web at the corner of the broom closet and bathroom door. Sincerely, … Continue reading

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